Hipster Dog

Happy Birthday

I WOULD SAY

Happy Birthday

ZUM GEBURTSTAG  VIEL GLÜCK! Hipster Dog

Happy Birthday

ZUM GEBURTSTAG  VIEL GLÜCK ! Hipster Dog

Miss you guys

MISS YOU GUYS! BUT PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH AS YOU MISS ME. I'M PRETTY AWESOME Hipster Dog

Miss your face

MISS YOU GUYS! BUT PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH AS YOU MISS ME. I'M PRETTY AWESOME Hipster Dog

Miss all your smiling faces

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LUCIFERIAN OR PROMETHIAN HIPSTER DOG

I'M NOT LUCIFERIAN I'M PROMETHEAN Hipster Dog

So you think Im cute do ya

WHEN THEY LEAVE I WILL SHIT ON THEIR BED FOR MAKING ME DO THIS Hipster Dog

Hipster Offended Dog

I FIND THIS DEROGATORY TOWARDS MY RACE Hipster Dog

Question time

I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION... IRONICALLY, OF COURSE. Hipster Dog