Oblivious Suburban Mom

MY SON IS ALWAYS TEXTING ME TO KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK HOME HOW CUTE, HE PROBABLY MISS HIS MOM

MY SON IS ALWAYS TEXTING ME TO KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK HOME HOW CUTE, HE PROBABLY MISS HIS MOM  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I got my kids a microphone for the xbox so they can talk strategy with their teammates.

I got my kids a microphone for the xbox so they can talk strategy with their teammates.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My husband is so thoughtful I overheard him say he gave his secretary a cream pie

My husband is so thoughtful I overheard him say he gave his secretary a cream pie
  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found an herb grinder in my son's room I should sign him up for a cooking class

I found an herb grinder in my son's room I should sign him up for a cooking class  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I must be the popular mom All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga shorts for Xmas

I must be the popular mom All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga shorts for Xmas  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so funny with nicknames mine is milf

My son's friends are so funny with nicknames mine is milf  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found the neighbor kid's cigarettes in my son's coat pocket

I found the neighbor kid's cigarettes  in my son's coat pocket  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter Stacy's friend is so nice He is always helping around the house

My daughter Stacy's friend is so nice He is always helping around the house  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son used a whole box of tissues last week he must be really sick

My son used a whole box of tissues last week  he must be really sick   Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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